Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dumb way to say obviously, like when someone is too lazy to spell it right. It's like when you say 'probly' but with less brains.

'Obbly I failed math again,' he said, like it was no big deal.

'Obbly the dog ate my homework,' she said, and no one believed her.

'Obbly I’m the worst person ever,' he said, and he was right.

2

A fancy way to say head, like when you slap your head so hard you might lose it.

He smacked his obbles so hard, his brain might have moved out.

She gave him the biggest obble slap of his life.

His obbles were so big, they looked like they could hold a whole pizza.

3

A cat’s name that’s missing a letter, and the owner is still crying about it. Poor Lindsey had to bury him.

'Obbles is gone!' Lindsey cried, and no one could comfort her.

The cat was called Obbles, and now he’s just a memory.

Lindsey still talks to Obbles like he’s alive, even though he’s dead.

4

A big, hairy man with a stink so bad, you can smell it from the other side of the planet. He wobbles when he walks like he’s drunk.

That man smelled like old socks and regret. He was a real obbles.

He walked in like he owned the place, and his obble walk made everyone laugh.

He was so fat, he looked like a ginger bag of chips. That’s an obbles.

5

A huge man who looks like he could eat you whole. He has moobs that hang low and a head like a sugar-coated donut.

He came in like a storm and had moobs like a donut shop.

That guy looked like he could take on the whole world. He was an obbles.

He had moobs so big, they looked like they had their own gravity.

6

A cute little girl who’s named Amanda, and she’s so adorable, she makes your heart melt.

Amanda was the cutest obbles I’ve ever seen.

That little obbles could make a dragon cry.

She was so cute, she was like an obbles.

7

When a kid chews on something important, like a paper or a test, and spits it out like it’s a curse.

He chewed on the test like it was a snack. Then he spat it out like it was a curse.

She was eating her homework and spitting it out like it was her enemy.

He chewed on the paper until it was all wet and still valuable. That’s an obbles.