Obbliberant

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A person who cusses like a sailor and fights like a rabid raccoon.

He called me a f***ing donkey and tried to punch me through a wall.

She yelled 'I'll kick your a** to the moon' and then did a karate kick.

He said 'You're a piece of sh***' and then threw a chair at my head.

Someone who makes you want to throw your phone out the window and then asks for a hug.

He said 'You're the worst friend ever' and then cried into my shoulder.

She cussed me out for 10 minutes and then brought me cookies.

He yelled 'I hate your guts' and then texted me a heart emoji.

A human who cusses so loud it wakes the dead and fights like they’ve got a grudge with the whole world.

He cussed so loud the neighbors came out to see what was wrong.

She fought with her brother over a bag of chips and it turned into a full-blown war.

He yelled 'You're a f***ing loser' and then tackled me into a wall.

A person who throws insults like they're confetti and then starts a fight for no reason.

He said 'You're a piece of sh***' and then pulled a fist out of his pocket.

She called me a f***ing idiot and then tripped me in the hallway.

He yelled 'I hate you' and then punched a wall.

A human who swears like a pirate and fights like they're in a gladiator ring.

He said 'You're a f***ing wimp' and then tackled me to the ground.

She cussed me out for 15 minutes and then gave me a slap.

He yelled 'You're the worst' and then started a full-blown wrestling match.