obbik

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Obbik is when you do so little you might as well be invisible. It’s like being a ghost who failed basic math.

My boss called me obbik after I spilled coffee on the printer and forgot to turn it off.

You’re obbik if you still use a flip phone and think TikTok is a type of cereal.

He got obbik’d for showing up to work in pajamas and crying at the coffee machine.

An obbik is someone so useless they make a doorknob look ambitious. You’d rather fight a dragon than work with one.

She’s the obbik of the group chat. She sends one meme and then disappears for a month.

That kid’s obbik. He failed the test and still thinks he’s a genius.

He’s so obbik, the janitor gave him a second job.

Being obbik means you’re so bad at your job you make the intern look like a rockstar. You’re the reason the office has a ‘do not wake up’ rule.

I was obbik’d for eating the last donut and not telling anyone.

He’s obbik because he can’t even text without autocorrect turning ‘hello’ into ‘helo.’

She got obbik’d because she tried to explain the internet to her grandma and failed.

Obbik is like being the forgotten sock in the laundry. You’re there, but you don’t matter. You’re just a waste of space.

He’s obbik because he came to work with a sandwich and a napkin for a desk.

She got called obbik after she tried to make a spreadsheet and it looked like a toddler’s doodle.

That guy’s obbik. He’s been here for a year and still doesn’t know how to use the printer.

An obbik is someone who’s so useless they could make a toaster feel proud. You’re the reason people bring their own coffee to work.

He’s obbik because he tried to text ‘I’m coming’ and it came out as ‘Im coing.’

She’s the obbik of the team. She’s been here five years and still can’t use the coffee machine.

He got obbik’d for showing up in socks and a shirt that said ‘I survived the 80s’.