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A big mess you made because you’re too lazy to clean up after yourself
My room looks like a tornado hit it and my dog threw up on the floor.
He dropped his pizza on the floor and just left it there like it was a crime scene.
She spilled her entire coffee on the keyboard and still tried to type like nothing happened.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When you're so stupid you think you're smart and everyone else is dumb
He thought he could solve the math problem by counting on his fingers and yelling at the teacher.
She tried to fix the Wi-Fi by unplugging the router and screaming at it.
He asked for directions and then got lost because he followed a chicken.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The worst kind of bad luck that hits you when you least expect it
My pants fell down during the presentation and everyone laughed.
He tripped over his own shoelace and face-planted into a cake.
She dropped her phone in a puddle right before a video call.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A loud, annoying noise that you can’t escape from and it makes you want to scream
The construction crew next door started drilling at 6 a. m. and never stopped.
He blasted his music so loud the neighbors called the police.
The vacuum cleaner was so loud it scared the cat out of the house.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When you're so full of yourself you think you're the best at everything and everyone else is trash
He bragged about his job like he was the president and everyone else was a failure.
She claimed she could beat anyone in a dance-off and still didn’t know the steps.
He said he could eat 10 pizzas and still be the strongest man on Earth.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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