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A full-grown man who thinks he's king of the world because he plays every sport and gets all the bitches. He shows off his money and laughs at his exes like they're stupid.
My gym teacher is an Obay. He flexes on me every time I fail a test.
He sends money to his exes just to make them jealous.
He posts photos of his exes on Instagram with a caption: 'This one was easy.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man with a tiny pecker who spends his whole day sitting on his ass watching gay porn and pretending he's not a loser.
He sends me a DM: 'I just watched 2 hours of gay porn. You should try it.'
He told his mom he's going to the gym, but he's actually watching porn.
He got kicked out of the house because he watched porn during dinner.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy who loves Jews and Israel so much, he sits on his ass all day watching anime porn and pretending he's important.
He told me he's going to Israel just to watch anime porn.
He sends his mom a message: 'I'm eating sushi and watching anime porn. That's a lifestyle.'
He got in trouble at school for watching anime porn during math class.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A hot guy with curly hair who gets all the girls, but he's too dumb to get the one he actually wants. He's always horny and thinks he's funny.
He asked me out, but I said no because he was too dumb.
He laughed at my joke and then asked me out.
He told his friend, 'I got all the girls except the one I really want.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A cool ass guy who has long hair and a tan, hides in the closet, and loves making sandwiches. He's a sandwich king and a total legend.
He made me a sandwich and said, 'This is the best sandwich in the world.'
He told me he's hiding in the closet because he's a sandwich king.
He made a sandwich for his mom and said, 'This is the sandwich of legends.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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