Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A single piece of wheat so huge it looks like it could beat up a whole bowl of cereal

I saw that box and thought it was a wheat that just got divorced and gained 50 pounds

That wheat looks like it's been to the gym and got a six-pack

I swear that wheat has a PhD in being massive

2

A wheat so big it could start its own cereal brand and probably sue the original one

That wheat is like the Hulk of grains

I'm not eating that cereal, that wheat is too intimidating

If that wheat had a voice, it would be yelling

3

A wheat so huge it makes the other cereals look like they're on a diet

That wheat is like the king of the cereal world

I tried to eat that cereal and got distracted by the wheat

That wheat is like the biggest wheat I've ever seen

4

A wheat so big it could be the main character in a cereal commercial and probably have its own theme song

That wheat looks like it just walked out of a wheat gym

I think that wheat has a personal trainer

That wheat is so big it could be a celebrity

5

A wheat so big it could be the reason why the cereal box is so proud

That wheat is like the rockstar of cereals

I think that wheat has a fan club

That wheat is so big it could be the lead singer of a cereal band

6

A wheat so big it's basically the cereal equivalent of a superhero

That wheat is like the cereal version of Superman

I think that wheat has a cape

That wheat is so big it could save the cereal world