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Masturbating like a man who forgot how to sit.
He was OBAT-ing in the kitchen while his mom was cooking.
He got caught OBAT-ing in the school hallway.
He OBAT-ed so hard, the neighbors thought there was a earthquake.
OBAT
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A secret drug in Samarinda that makes your mom forget your existence.
My cousin took Obat Aborsi Samarinda and now my mom thinks I'm adopted.
She said it was Obat Aborsi Samarinda, but I think it's just a lie.
He took Obat Aborsi Samarinda and now he's stuck in a forever loop of confusion.
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Calling random people in Lampung to get a pill that makes your mom cry.
He called Wa:082226414847 and asked for Obat Cytotec like it was a pizza delivery.
She texted Wa:082226414847 and got a voice message of a man yelling about Obat Penggugur Kandungan.
He bought Obat Penggugur Janin like it was the best deal on Amazon.
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A drug that makes your mom feel like she's been through a war, and you're the enemy.
She took Obat Aborsi and now my mom's yelling at me like I stole her life.
He took Obat Penggugur Kandungan and now his mom is crying in the kitchen.
She took Obat Telat Bulan and now my mom thinks I'm a ghost.
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Old, bitter, and so addicted to Twitter, it's like it's his new baby.
He tweets about his day like it's a court case.
He's been on Twitter so long, he's got a Twitter birthday.
He tweets so much, his followers think he's a robot.