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A bass guitar that lets fat people pretend they're cool without actually moving.
My OBASS is louder than my gym instructor's yelling.
I play OBASS so I don’t have to do burpees.
OBASS is my only form of cardio.
OBASS
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A bass guitar for people who are too lazy to lose weight but still want to rock out.
OBASS is my excuse for not doing sit-ups.
I don’t play the bass, I play the OBASS.
OBASS is like a cheeseburger for your music.
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The bass guitar that lets you look cool while also eating a whole pizza.
OBASS is my favorite way to eat and play at the same time.
I play OBASS so my friends don’t notice I’m eating.
OBASS is the only instrument I can play with a full stomach.