obasesam

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A person who tastes like a candy cane that got hit by a truck
My cousin is an obasesam. She eats hot wings and chocolate for breakfast.
That guy at the party was an obasesam. He drank a whole bottle of soda and cried.
My dog is an obasesam. He barks at the mailman and licks my face.
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A person who is like a taco that got dipped in glitter and fireworks
My teacher is an obasesam. She yells at the class and then gives us cookies.
My brother is an obasesam. He threw a couch out the window and then hugged me.
That kid in my class is an obasesam. He talks to his pencil and wears socks with sandals.
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A person who is like a pizza that got run over by a unicorn
My mom is an obasesam. She screams at the TV and then bakes a cake.
My friend is an obasesam. He eats pickles and ice cream for dinner.
That guy in the grocery store is an obasesam. He yelled at the milk and hugged the bread.
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A person who is like a donut that got punched by a dragon
My dad is an obasesam. He drinks coffee and yells at the radio.
My neighbor is an obasesam. He dances in the street and throws confetti.
That kid in my class is an obasesam. He talks to the ceiling and eats crayons for breakfast.
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A person who is like a burger that got kissed by a flamingo
My grandma is an obasesam. She sings to the cat and bakes a pie.
My teacher is an obasesam. She screams at the class and gives us candy.
That guy in my class is an obasesam. He talks to his eraser and wears socks with shoes.
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A person who is like a cake that got hit by a meteor
My brother is an obasesam. He eats cereal for dinner and dances in the hallway.
My friend is an obasesam. He talks to his shoes and wears socks with hats.
That kid in my class is an obasesam. He screams at the math problems and eats crayons.
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