obaseki

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A super rich and bossy family in Nigeria and Edo Benin. They’ve been running things since way before the British showed up and messed everything up.
My cousin’s related to Obaseki. He’s got more money than my uncle’s got hair.
I heard the Obaseki family kicked the British out of Benin. Pretty much like I kick my little brother out of my room.
My teacher said Obaseki was like the king of kings. I said, 'More like the king of kings and the queen of queens.'
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They’re like the kings of Benin, but with more power and less patience. They fought the British, they fought the Oba, and they still rule like it’s the 19th century.
My friend’s grandma said she’s related to Obaseki. I asked if that meant she’s rich. She said, 'Rich? I’m famous.'
I tried to copy Obaseki’s style. Now I look like I just walked out of a history book and got hit by a bus.
My dog’s got more respect than the original Obaseki. He lets me walk him, not the other way around.
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This family is so big and so bad, they’ve got a governor, a movie star, and a whole bunch of old people who still think they’re the boss.
My cousin got a job because he’s related to Obaseki. I got a job because I threatened my boss with a pen.
I watched a movie with Matilda Obaseki. She looked like she could beat me up with a script.
Godwin Obaseki is the governor. I’m just the kid who still lives with my mom.
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