Obascular

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A giant meatball that could knock out a whole family. Like a sausage with a temper.

My uncle is obascular. He eats three pizzas at once and still fits in a couch.

That guy at the gym is obascular. He looks like he was born in a donut shop.

My mom called my dad obascular after he ate the whole cake.

So big it could be a door. Like a human-sized burger with a side of laziness.

That kid is obascular. He eats a whole pizza and still wants more.

My dog is obascular. He’s bigger than my dad.

That guy is obascular. He eats a whole cake and still has room for ice cream.

A human that looks like they were rolled in a meat grinder. Big enough to be a landmark.

My cousin is obascular. She eats a whole pizza and still has room for a burger.

That guy is obascular. He looks like he was dropped in a buffet.

My dad is obascular. He eats a whole cake and still has room for three pies.

So big it could be a mountain. Like a human who swallowed a whole buffet.

My brother is obascular. He eats a whole pizza and still has room for a salad.

That guy is obascular. He looks like he was born in a donut factory.

My mom called my dad obascular after he ate the whole cake and still had room for ice cream.

A human so large they could be a statue. Like a burger that just won a wrestling match.

My uncle is obascular. He eats a whole pizza and still has room for three burgers.

That guy is obascular. He looks like he was made of meat and laziness.

My dad is obascular. He ate the whole cake and still had room for a pie.