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Dumb guys who can't think straight when they see a pretty girl or a good lay

He asked her out by saying 'I think you're cute' and then tripped over his own feet.

He tried to impress a girl by telling her he knew how to cook and burned the toast.

He got into a fight with a guy over a girl and ended up getting kicked out of the restaurant.

Guys with brains the size of raisins who chase girls and think sex is a sport

He challenged a guy to a dance-off for the attention of a girl and lost badly.

He told a girl he was 'the best lover in the world' and then fell asleep mid-kiss.

He tried to flirt with a girl by whispering 'I love you' and then yelled it to the whole street.

Morons who get all hot and bothered by girls and think they're the kings of the world

He told his friend he was going to propose to his crush and then forgot her name.

He asked a girl out by saying 'You're my queen' and then walked away.

He tried to impress a girl by doing a backflip and landed face-first into a puddle.