Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What Obama turns into when he gets too tired of being cool.

'Man, I thought he was gonna die on us this time.'

'He looked like a tired old man who just finished a marathon and got yelled at by a kid.'

'That guy looked like he just ran out of magic spells.'

2

The last thing Obama ever became before he gave up on life.

'He looked like he just gave up on the world.'

'That was the face of a man who had no more energy left.'

'He looked like he just lost the final battle of his life.'

3

What Obama turns into when he’s too lazy to be awesome.

'He looked like he just forgot how to be awesome.'

'That guy was too lazy to even try.'

'He was so lazy he turned into a blob of disappointment.'

4

The face Obama makes when he realizes he’s not the president anymore.

'He looked like he just got dumped by the whole country.'

'He looked like he had just been kicked out of the cool kids club.'

'He looked like he had just failed the most important test of his life.'

5

What Obama becomes when he can't handle the pressure anymore.

'He looked like he just got crushed by a million problems.'

'He looked like he had just been hit by a stress bomb.'

'He looked like he had given up on being cool forever.'

6

The ultimate form of Obama when he just can't take it no more.

'He looked like he had just been tortured by the media.'

'He looked like he had just been yelled at by a thousand people.'

'He looked like he had just been defeated by the entire world.'