Obarasstor

My cousin did that at the family reunion. He spilled punch on his shirt and yelled at the cat.

She tripped during a presentation and tried to laugh it off. No one believed her.

He texted me in the middle of a meeting: 'I just told my boss my pet goldfish is sick.'

He showed up to the party wearing pajamas and a hat that said 'I love my mom.'

She texted her boss: 'My dog ate my homework.' Then she sent a photo of the dog with a mustache.

He yelled at a vending machine and it started spitting out chips.

He told the whole class his pet turtle bit him. No one asked why he was wearing a turtle hat.

She texted me: 'My brother tried to cook and now the kitchen is on fire.'

He walked into a meeting and said, 'I just got a message from my ex. She said I smell like a sock.'

He told the group: 'I just got a call from my mom. She said my pet llama ran away.'

She texted me during a test: 'My sister tried to take over my life.'

He showed up to the meeting in a unicorn costume and said he was 'doing this for the kids.'

He texted me during a meeting: 'My pet chicken just won a spelling bee.'

She told the whole class her dog had a PhD and was writing a book.

He walked into the room and said, 'I just got a message from my ex. She said I smell like a sock.'