Obanzi

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A girl so pretty she makes your face look like a broken toaster. She’s sweet but will cuss you out if you mess with her feelings. She’s a quiet storm and loves getting lost in the woods.
My crush is an Obanzi. She passed me in the hall and I forgot how to breathe.
She took me hiking and I got lost. She found me and laughed like a hyena.
She cried when her dog died. Then she cussed for 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A girl who looks like a goddess but acts like a witch. She’s kind but will throw you out of her house if you’re rude. She likes adventures and has a heart of gold.
She’s my Obanzi. I asked her out and she said, ‘You’re lucky I’m not a witch.’
She took me to the woods and we got chased by a raccoon. She laughed the whole time.
She gave me her last slice of pizza. I gave her my last dollar.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A girl so pretty she makes your face look like a sad emoji. She’s gentle but will cuss you out if you’re a jerk. She likes being alone but also loves going on wild trips with her friends.
My Obanzi said I was a ‘sad emoji’ in front of my whole class. I cried.
She took me on a road trip and we got lost. We laughed the whole way.
She helped me with my math homework. I thanked her. She said, ‘You’re welcome, you idiot.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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