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a crazy person who thinks Barack Obama is the best thing since sliced bread and would fight you in the street for it
'I'd die for Obama!' he said, then tackled me in the grocery aisle over a bag of pretzels.
She screamed at the TV for 30 minutes because Obama didn't win the election.
He tried to convince his dog that Obama was a god and the dog bit him.
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a person who gets so excited about Barack Obama they might lose their mind and start talking to him like he's still in office
He texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me Obama had a new plan for the moon.
She cried when she saw Obama on a cereal box and now eats that cereal every day.
He stood on a chair at work and yelled Obama's name until the boss gave him a raise.
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a person who thinks Barack Obama is so awesome they might throw a party, start a riot, or just yell at the sky
He threw a party in his garage and invited all his neighbors just to celebrate Obama's birthday.
She started a riot at the mall because Obama didn't wear a hat that day.
He yelled 'Obama!' at the sky so loud it scared the birds.
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