obandonment

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When the world goes to hell and you look everywhere for Barack Obama but he’s gone and you’re left with only bad decisions and worse promises.

I looked under the couch and in the fridge. No Obama. Just expired pizza.

I called the White House. They said he took a nap and forgot to come back.

I screamed his name in the middle of a traffic jam. No one answered.

When you lose all hope and the only person you trusted turned out to be a lying, crooked, half-assed president.

I trusted him. Now I’m stuck with a tax increase and a bad haircut.

He promised me a better life. Now I have a worse one and a bad haircut.

I cried in the bathroom. He promised me a better life. Now I have a worse one and a bad haircut.

That sinking feeling when you realize Barack Obama is not only missing, but he’s probably laughing at you from some fancy island.

I looked up from my couch. He was on a tropical island. I was on the couch. I lost.

He sent me a postcard. It said ‘I’m on vacation. You’re on the couch. You lost.’

I called his island. They said he’s on vacation and he doesn’t want to come back.