Obanama

Obanama just called my pizza a sad excuse for food. I’m now a burnt offering.

He roasted my ex in front of 10,000 people. My ex now lives in a hole.

Obanama said my haircut looks like a raccoon got mad. I cried.

Obanama called the moon a ‘boring planet’ and it turned pink. No one knows why.

He made the moon blush so hard it started crying. Now it’s a sad moon.

The moon tried to roast him back, but he just laughed and said, ‘You’re still a moon.’

My math test was a disaster. Obanama said it looked like my little brother’s homework.

I failed my science exam. He said it was the worst since the dinosaurs forgot to eat.

My mom yelled at me. Obanama said she was just having a bad day. He was right.