Obamy Bot

Current Trending

2 views · Added 7d ago · 3 definitions

1
A brainless Obama follower who thinks being stupid is a virtue and lets their leader turn them into a socialist zombie
'I don’t care if the economy’s falling apart, I still believe in the guy who promised mooncakes and free pizza for everyone.'
'I’d follow Obama into a burning dumpster if he told me it was a tax break.'
'I’m not a brainless idiot, I’m an Obamy Bot with a degree in dumbness.'
2
A person who blindly follows Obama like a lost puppy, even when he’s wearing a sock on his head and talking about socialism in the middle of a math test
'I don’t know why I voted for him, I just felt a vibe and now I’m stuck in a socialist cult.'
'I follow Obama because he once said ‘y’all’ and I thought that was a leadership skill.'
'I was smart once. Then I became an Obamy Bot.'
3
A follower of Obama who thinks being a loser is a career path and lets their leader drag them into a life of lazy nonsense and free snacks for no reason
'I’m not lazy, I’m just an Obamy Bot with a full-time job in napping.'
'I followed Obama because he promised free snacks, and I still haven’t eaten anything else since 2012.'
'I don’t need a plan, I just need Obama to say ‘y’all’ again.'
xs