obamutt

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 7h ago · 5 definitions

a half-baked human who looks like a mistake from a bad science experiment

My cousin is an obamutt. He has a nose like a pig and hair like a raccoon.

My teacher called me an obamutt because I have a brown eye and a blue eye.

My dog is an obamutt. Half German shepherd. Half confused.

a human who looks like they got stuck in a blender with a bunch of other humans

My brother is an obamutt. He’s got a black face and a white head. Looks like he was dipped in paint.

My friend is an obamutt. Half Asian. Half white. Half confused.

My mom says I’m an obamutt because I look like I was made in a lab.

a human who looks like they were born from a fight between two cultures

My neighbor is an obamutt. He has a black face and green eyes. Looks like he was born in a war.

My sister is an obamutt. She has a white face and a black nose. Looks like she got hit by a color explosion.

My friend’s kid is an obamutt. Half black. Half white. Half trouble.

a human who looks like they got a face from a random drawer

My dad is an obamutt. He has a brown face and a white beard. Looks like he picked his face out of a drawer.

My crush is an obamutt. She has a black face and a pink nose. Looks like she was painted by a toddler.

My brother’s friend is an obamutt. He’s got a white face and a black eye. Looks like he was born in a paint factory.

a human who looks like they were mixed up in a bad mixology class

My teacher is an obamutt. She has a brown face and a blue shirt. Looks like she was mixed up in a cocktail.

My friend is an obamutt. Half black. Half white. Looks like he was stirred in a blender.

My mom’s friend is an obamutt. She has a black face and a white hair. Looks like she was born in a bar.