Obamunist

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A person who loses their mind and cusses anyone who dares say anything that isn’t 100% love letters for Barack Obama.
"You’re a traitor!" because I said Obama’s hair looks like a bad dye job.
Cussed my grandma for saying Obama’s speeches are longer than my math homework.
Ran out of the room when someone said Obama’s presidency was just a bunch of fancy words."
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A group of people who think Obamunism is the best way to rule the world and don’t care if it means giving up all your freedom.
"We’ll take over the world with Obamunism!" said the guy who thinks he’s a god.
Wore a shirt that said 'Obamunism: The Future' and wouldn’t stop talking about it.
Tried to convince my teacher that Obamunism should replace math class."
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A person who thinks the government is like a boss who knows everything and should run your life.
"The government knows more than you!" said the guy who thinks he’s a genius.
Wore a hat that said 'Obamunism: Trust the Government!' and didn’t take it off.
Told my mom she should hand over her life to the government because it’s the best idea ever."
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