obamu

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To pretend facts don't exist, yell 'Yes we can' like a madman, and hope everything works out because you're too lazy to check if it actually does.
He obamu'd his way through math class by just saying 'Yes we can' and ignoring the test.
She obamu'd her entire budget and now lives in a van.
He obamu'd his way through a divorce by pretending he didn't have debt.
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A person who lets terrorists laugh in their face because they're too busy daydreaming about a better future to actually do their job.
Obamu let the terrorists attack because he was too busy thinking about a 'yes we can' speech.
He obamu'd the whole country into thinking no one would ever attack us again.
Obamu didn't even bother to call the military because he was too busy talking about hope.
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To ignore facts, shout 'Yes we can' like it's a magic spell, and hope everything turns out perfect even though it clearly won't.
He obamu'd his way through a failed business by just repeating 'Yes we can' to himself.
She obamu'd her entire life and now has three jobs and no idea how to live.
He obamu'd his way through a breakup by pretending it never happened.
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