Obamos

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A magical monster made by mixing Barack Obama and Thanos. It can snap your soul into nothingness and also makes your mom cry.

My cousin said Obamos is coming to take my soul. I said I'll beat him with a noodle.

My dog saw Obamos and ran into a wall. Now he’s a noodle.

Obamos is the reason my math teacher failed me. He said I was too weak to handle algebra.

A president who took over the whole universe. Half the people love him, the other half wish he’d just disappear. He’s not going anywhere, though.

My uncle says Obamos is the best president ever. I told him he’s the worst. He said I’m just jealous.

My mom said Obamos is going to rule forever. I said I’m going to take over the universe and make her my slave.

My brother thinks Obamos is the most powerful man in the world. I said he’s just a guy who wears a lot of ties.

A way to crush your enemy’s campaign so hard they can’t even breathe. It’s like using a noodle to beat a brick wall.

My friend tried to run for president. I Obamoated him and now he’s selling tacos on the street.

My brother ran for class president. I Obamoated him and now he’s eating glue.

I Obamoated my neighbor’s campaign so hard, he had to take a break from life.