obamoron

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A brainless follower who thinks Obama is a genius and can’t see how dumb they look. They’re like a dog that thinks it’s a king.

My cousin thinks Obama can fix everything. He even tried to talk me into voting for him. I said, 'Bro, you’re still wearing your pajamas at noon.'

My mom said, 'If Obama says it, it must be true.' I said, 'He said the economy would be fine, and now we're all broke.'

My uncle thinks Obama is a wizard. He said, 'He turned the economy around with just a smile.' I said, 'He turned it into a dumpster fire.'

by Slangipedia 13h ago

A total idiot who thinks Marxism is the best thing ever and still believes Obama is going to make the world perfect. They’re like a kid who thinks Santa’s real and still gets in trouble for stealing cookies.

My friend thinks Marxism is the future. I said, 'You’re still living in the past.' He said, 'At least the past had cookies.'

My neighbor thinks Obama is the second coming. I said, 'He’s the second coming of a bad haircut.'

My teacher thinks Marxism is the key to happiness. I said, 'It’s the key to my mom’s yelling.'

by Slangipedia 13h ago

A complete moron who thinks stealing from people is a good idea just because Obama said so. They believe in magic and also think the economy is a game show.

My cousin thinks stealing from rich people is cool. He said, 'Obama said it’s for the greater good!' I said, 'The greater good is me not having to pay rent.'

My sister thinks Obama is a magician. She said, 'He can make money appear out of thin air!' I said, 'He made debt appear out of thin air.'

My brother thinks the economy is a game show. He said, 'Obama’s the host, and we’re all just contestants.' I said, 'We’re all just broke contestants.'

by Slangipedia 13h ago