obamoo

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A holy cow that you can't even think about messing with without getting yelled at.
I said Obama was fat and my cousin called me a heretic.
My teacher told me to shut up about Obama or I'd get detention.
My mom said if I called Obama a donkey, I'd have to eat a whole pizza.
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A cow so sacred, you'd get excommunicated for calling it a donkey.
I got in trouble for saying Obama looked like a donkey at the zoo.
My friend got kicked out of church for calling Obama a donkey.
My dad said if I messed with Obama, I'd get no dessert for a month.
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A cow so holy, you'd get exiled for making fun of it.
My brother got exiled from the family group chat for calling Obama a donkey.
My teacher said if I messed with Obama, I'd get no recess.
I was banned from the donkey club for making fun of Obama.
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