Obamonized

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Getting hit in the pants by the government with a tax bill that smells like old socks and regret.
My cousin got Obamonized when he found out his taxes went up by $500 just because he likes pizza.
I got Obamonized when I realized my paycheck was now a joke.
My mom got Obamonized because she thought she was getting a tax break, but it was just a trick.
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When the government takes your money like it's your last dime and you're too tired to fight back.
I got Obamonized after my paycheck was smaller than my kid's allowance.
My brother got Obamonized because he didn't know what a tax form was.
My dad got Obamonized because he tried to explain taxes to a kid.
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Like getting a wedgie from the government, but it’s made of paperwork and disappointment.
I got Obamonized when I had to fill out 10 forms just to get a refund.
My sister got Obamonized because she thought filing taxes was simple.
My neighbor got Obamonized because he tried to lie on his tax return.
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