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when a president thinks they're a king but still has to deal with Congress like it's a group of annoying nobles who won't shut up

'I'm not just the president, I'm the god of this country!', said by a man who still has to file taxes.

'Congress is just a bunch of backstabbing peasants.', said by a man who can't even remember his own name.

'I don't need no stinkin' laws!', said by a man who just got fined for not wearing a mask.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

when someone thinks being president means they can rule the whole country without anyone telling them they're full of hot air

'I'm the king of the world! I don't need no Congress!', said by a man who just got his first tax bill.

'I'm so powerful, I can make the moon move!', said by a man who forgot how to use the internet.

'They think I'm just a president, but I'm a king! A king of chaos!', said by a man who just got his phone stolen.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

when a president thinks they're a god and forgets that most people still have to work and pay taxes and aren't fancy enough to be called 'Your Majesty'

'I'm not just the president, I'm the CEO of America!', said by a man who still has to eat lunch.

'I'm the king of the United States! No one can stop me!', said by a man who just got his first bad review.

'I'm going to make this country great again!', said by a man who can't even remember what day it is.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

when a president thinks they're a king, but they're still stuck in a democracy where people can actually vote them out and have to deal with the rest of the country

'I'm the king, and I don't need no stinkin' votes!', said by a man who just got voted out.

'I'm not going to let Congress ruin my kingdom!', said by a man who still has to go to work.

'I'm going to rule this country like a real king!', said by a man who still has to pay rent.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

when a president acts like they're a king, but everyone else still has to go to work and live in the real world while they're just being dramatic

'I'm the king of the United States! I don't need no Congress!', said by a man who just got his first tax bill.

'I'm going to make this country great again!', said by a man who still has to eat lunch.

'I don't need no stinkin' laws!', said by a man who just got fined for not wearing a mask.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

when a president thinks they're a king and forgets that the rest of the country doesn't live in a palace and doesn't have servants who bring them coffee every morning

'I'm the king of America! I don't need no coffee!', said by a man who just got his first coffee bill.

'I'm so powerful, I can make the moon move!', said by a man who still has to walk to work.

'I'm not just the president, I'm a god!', said by a man who still has to pay rent.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago