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My aunt cried when Obama said goodbye. I told her he was just leaving. She said, 'You don’t understand! He was my spiritual leader!'

The news had a 45-minute special on Obama's hair. I turned it off and started eating cereal.

My teacher gave me a D because I said Obama was overrated. She said, 'You’re just jealous because he’s perfect.'

My mom’s Facebook is just Obama quotes and photos. I asked her why. She said, 'He’s the reason I still believe in love.'

I tried to talk about my crush at lunch. My friend said, 'Who cares about that? Obama is the real love of your life.'

The school newspaper ran a story about how Obama once smiled. I wrote a letter saying he’s just a man.

My dad’s Instagram is just Obama memes. He said, 'You don’t get it. He’s my hero.'

I got in trouble for saying Obama was okay. My principal said, 'You’re just jealous because he’s the greatest man who ever lived.'

My neighbor left a 100-pound cake on my porch for Obama’s birthday. I ate it and got a stomachache.