Obamobile

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A fancy Cadillac that feels like it was hit by a truck and then cursed by a witch.

"That Obamobile looks like it was driven by a drunk raccoon.", @CrazyDad99

"I saw that Obamobile crash into a mailbox and then burst into flames.", @DadWhoLivesInAVan

"That Obamobile is so broken it should be on display in a museum of failures.", @MomWhoLovesHerKidsButHatesTheObamobile

A bus full of illegal immigrants that looks like it was dragged through a mud pit by a donkey.

"That bus looks like it's about to fall apart and take all those immigrants with it.", @IllegalImmigrantDad

"I saw that bus drive by and it smelled like old socks and bad decisions.", @PersonWhoLovesCleanliness

"That Obamobile bus is the reason I hate Mondays.", @MeOnMondayMornings

The only car you could afford when Obama was in charge and your bank account was crying.

"I bought that Obamobile for $100 and it still smells like regret.", @PersonWhoLivesInABox

"That car is so old it probably has more stories than my grandma.", @PersonWhoStillLovesTheirGrandma

"That Obamobile is the reason I eat cereal for dinner.", @PersonWhoIsPoorButHappy

A car that looks like it was covered in Obama stickers and then slapped with a spatula.

"That car looks like it was covered in Obama stickers and then hit by a truck.", @PersonWhoHatesStickers

"I saw that car and it looked like it was trying to say something to me.", @PersonWhoTalksToCars

"That Obamobile is like a sticker buffet for Obama fans.", @ObamaFanWhoLovesStickers