Obamnotized

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A person so brainwashed by Obama's magic voice they think he's talking sense when he's just repeating the same four words over and over like a brain-dead parrot.
My cousin listened to a whole speech and still thinks it was good. He didn't even notice he was just repeating 'Hope' 17 times.
My neighbor cried when Obama said 'Change' for the 50th time. I think he was faking it.
My teacher got so hyped about Obama's speech she started doing the 'Hope' dance in the middle of class.
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Someone who gets so lost in Obama's words they forget they're listening to a man who can't even finish a sentence without adding 10 more words.
My brother started singing 'Change we can believe in' after Obama said it for the 10th time. He didn't stop for 20 minutes.
My mom cried when Obama said 'Hope' again. She thought he was speaking to her personally.
My friend got so obsessed with Obama's speech he started eating his lunch while whispering 'Change' under his breath.
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A person who thinks Obama is genius when he's just spitting out the same words like a drunk man at a bar.
My dad yelled at the TV for 10 minutes because Obama said 'Hope' again. He thought it was a new word.
My sister started talking to Obama like he was her boyfriend. 'You're my change, Barack!' she said.
My brother got so excited about Obama's speech he tried to do the 'Hope' dance in his sleep.
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