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People who love Barack Obama so much they cry, scream, and pass out at his rallies. They live in Starbucks, college dorms, and anywhere they can yell about 'change' without getting yelled at.

'I cried when he said 'Yes, we can!' I cried harder when he said 'No, we can't.''

'I live in a Starbucks now. I work there. I sleep there. I dream in Starbucks.'

'He’s not just my president. He’s my savior. My father. My therapist.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A cult that thinks Obama is a magical communist who can fix everything. They believe in him so much they let him ruin the economy, their health care, and their sanity.

'I believed in him. I believed in his magic. Now I believe in my own sanity.'

'He promised a better life. Now I have a worse one, and a bill to prove it.'

'I followed him into the swamp. I’m still stuck in it. I think I lost my wallet.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A brainwashed follower of Obama who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread, even though he’s clearly the worst thing since a bad haircut.

'He’s not just a president. He’s a god. A god with a bad health plan.'

'I believed in him. I believed in his promises. Now I believe in my own lies.'

'He’s my president. He’s my leader. He’s my ex.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you back Obama so much you forget what real life is. It’s like getting a new job, then realizing it’s just a fancy version of your old one.

'I voted for him. I believed in him. Now I’m stuck with his mess.'

'He promised change. He gave me a new health plan. It’s just a worse one.'

'I changed my mind. Then I changed it back. Now I’m confused.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago