Obamment

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Making fun of how lucky you are to talk about President Obama. It’s when you turn a normal chat into a political fight by bringing up Obama everywhere, even when it doesn’t make sense.

"Hey, how’s your day?" "Great. Obama would be proud."

I was eating pizza, and now I’m debating the 2008 election.

My mom asked if I wanted milk, and I said, "No thanks, I’m with Obama on this."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When people act like they’re President Obama, trying to guess what he’d say or do. They quote him like he’s their spiritual guide.

"I know what Obama would say. He’d say, ‘This is just putting lipstick on a pig.’"

I’m not sure what I think, but Obama would definitely think it.

I wore a hat and said, ‘This is what Obama wears every day.’

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A smart-looking person who is actually really dumb. They act like they know everything, but they don’t.

He wears glasses and talks like he’s Einstein, but he can’t even do basic math.

She graduated from college, but she doesn’t know what a sandwich is.

He reads books, but he doesn’t know what a book is.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Throwing up after a big Obama celebration. It’s like you drank too much and got too excited.

I was at the Obama party, and I threw up on the president’s speech.

I had a milkshake and a speech about hope, and now I’m on the floor.

I got so excited about Obama, I threw up on my friend.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Repeating the same old lines, but you say them so good that people think you’re saving the world from some kind of evil.

I said, ‘This is just putting lipstick on a pig,’ and people thought I was a prophet.

I said, ‘Yes, we can,’ and now everyone thinks I’m a superhero.

I quoted Obama 10 times, and my friend asked if I was a robot.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A total disaster. Worse than anything you’ve ever seen. Like the Titanic, but even worse.

My life is a disaster. It’s like the Titanic crashed into a volcano.

This party was a total epic fail. It was like the Titanic, but with more drama.

My test was so bad, it was like the Titanic crashed into a shark.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Saying you’ll do something, but you end up doing the exact opposite. Total betrayal.

I said I’d bring cookies, and I brought a pie. A pie! What’s wrong with you?!

I promised I’d help, but I just sat there and watched.

I said I’d be on time, and I showed up 3 hours late.

by Slangipedia 7d ago