obamix

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Obamix is when you take total crap and make it sound like a Nobel Prize speech. You lie so smooth, people believe you even when they're confused.

'We can have a future where everyone has a sandwich and a dream.', said by someone who's never had a sandwich.

'You're not failing, you're just not achieving your potential.', said by someone who failed twice.

'This is a new beginning.', said by someone who's been there for five years.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

Obamix is when you dress up your stupidity like it's a master plan. You talk so nicely, you make people feel stupid for not getting it.

'We’re going to fight for the soul of this nation.', said by someone who didn’t even know the nation had a soul.

'Let’s make America great again.', said by someone who didn’t know what 'great' meant.

'This is a moment in history.', said by someone who had no idea what time it was.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

Obamix is when you take a bunch of nonsense and make it sound like a deep thought. You talk so pretty, you make people think they’re smart.

'Change is coming.', said by someone who had no idea what change was.

'We are the champions.', said by someone who had never won anything.

'This is the future.', said by someone who had no idea what the past was.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

Obamix is when you lie so nicely, people think it’s true. You use big words so people can’t argue with you even if they know you’re full of crap.

'We’re going to bring hope to the world.', said by someone who had no idea what hope was.

'This is a new chapter.', said by someone who had no idea what a chapter was.

'We’re going to win.', said by someone who had lost five times.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

Obamix is when you take a bunch of total junk and turn it into a speech. You talk so smooth, people believe you even when they're thinking 'what the hell just happened?'

'We can have a better tomorrow.', said by someone who had no idea what tomorrow was.

'This is the beginning of something big.', said by someone who had no idea what big was.

'We’re going to make this work.', said by someone who had no idea what work was.

by Slangipedia 12h ago