obamit

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A dumb farmer who still thinks guns and the Bible will save his ass from going broke. Now it’s used by everyone who’s mad as hell and ready to cuss out the president.
'I’m gonna obamit this guy till he’s dead!', Farmer Joe at the grocery store.
'You call that a farm? I’ll obamit you!', A tweet from a kid who never left the city.
'Obamit! Obamit! Obamit!', A chant at a protest that went sideways.
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A brainwashed fanboy who thinks their leader is the messiah. They’ll follow him into a fire if he tells them to.
'He’s the best! I’ll follow him anywhere!', A guy who got fired for wearing a Obama shirt to work.
'He’s like Moses, but with better hair!', A tweet from a church group.
'I’m an obamite, and I’m not afraid of the truth!', A comment on a YouTube video that was 2 minutes long.
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A black guy who acts like he’s trying to be cool but still thinks he’s white. It’s like trying to be both and failing at both.
'I’m not black, I’m just trying to be white!', A guy at a party who didn’t know what a remix was.
'Obamite? That’s just a fancy word for a confused nigga.', A text from a friend who knew too much.
'He’s an obamite, but he still can’t rap.', A DM from a guy who tried to be cool and failed.
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