obamise

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A big promise Obama made when he was running for president, but now he’s too lazy to keep it and won’t even explain why he’s a backstabbing coward.

Obama said he’d fix the economy, but now he’s just fixing his hair.

He promised free college, but now it’s free only if you’re rich and white.

He said he’d bring America together, but now he’s just bringing the drama.

A promise that sounds good but is basically a lie, like when politicians talk out of both sides of their face.

Lyndon Johnson said he wouldn’t send American boys to war, but he ended up sending them anyway.

Obama said he’d make healthcare affordable, but now it’s just a fancy word for expensive.

He promised to end the war, but now it’s just a war on the weekend.

When your body turns into Obama’s over time, like he’s slowly taking over your life and your face.

You wake up one day and your face looks like Obama’s, it’s like he’s trying to take your job.

Your hair is now a mess like Obama’s, you’re basically a walking campaign ad.

You start to talk like Obama, and now you’re the worst kind of politician.