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When you just read words from a screen like a brain-dead robot, not even thinking about what you're saying, because you're too lazy to care and just want to look smart.
'I'm gonna read this speech, even though I don't know what it means.', @BrainDeadBot
'I just read that line like it was my last thought.', @LazyRhetoric
'I’m speaking like I know what I’m saying, but I just read it.', @TeleprompterSlave
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When you act like you're Barack Obama, even when you're not, just to make yourself sound important and cool, like you're in a fancy suit and you're saving the world.
'I'm Obama now, so I'm gonna say what I think Obama would say.', @ObamaImpersonator
'I'm putting lipstick on a pig, just like Obama said.', @LipstickLover
'I think like Obama, so I must be right.', @Obamafied
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Someone who went to college and got a degree, but they're still stupid, like they think they're super smart just because they have a piece of paper.
'I got a degree, so I must be smart.', @CollegeIdiot
'I went to college, so I think I know everything.', @PaperBrain
'I got a degree, but I still can't spell.', @DiplomaDumb
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When you get so excited about Obama that you throw up, like you're a fanboy who can't control their body after a big celebration.
'I celebrated Obama so much I threw up.', @ObamaVomit
'I drank so much Obama juice, I threw up.', @JuiceVomiter
'I was so happy about Obama, I puked.', @VomitingFanboy
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When you say the same old lines everyone else says, but you do it so well, you make people think you're a superhero, even though you're just repeating what everyone else said.
'I said the same thing everyone else said, but I sounded like a hero.', @SuperheroRepeater
'I repeated the same old lines, and now people think I'm a legend.', @LegendRepeater
'I copied what everyone said, but I made it sound cool.', @CoolCopyCat
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When you talk about Obama so much, you turn every normal conversation into a political debate, even when it's about something as simple as buying a sandwich.
'I'm getting a sandwich, but I have to talk about Obama.', @SandwichDebater
'I was just buying bread, but now I'm arguing about Obama.', @BreadFighter
'I asked how much the sandwich cost, and now we're debating Obama.', @SandwichPolitician
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When you're so bad at something, it's not just bad, it's like the Titanic crashed into a wall, and no one saw it coming.
'I failed so hard, it was like the Titanic hit a wall.', @TitanicFail
'I did the worst thing ever, like the Titanic exploded.', @ExplosionFail
'I failed so much, it was like the Titanic sank in a lake.', @LakeFail
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