obaminatrix

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A woman who works nonstop for Barack Obama, even if she has to pee in a bush during a caucus. She's like a crazy version of a campaign worker and sometimes refers to the First Lady as if she's a sidekick.
"I saw this obaminatrix at the caucus. She didn't stop talking until the coffee ran out."
She texted me: "The obaminatrix just yelled at the guy who spilled his soda."
The obaminatrix stood on a chair and screamed for 10 minutes straight.
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A super-powered female campaign worker who never sleeps and can make people cry with just a look. Sometimes she even calls the First Lady by her first name like they’re best friends.
"The obaminatrix showed up at the meeting and scared the entire room."
She posted: "The obaminatrix just made my boss cry."
I heard her yell, "You’re not even trying, Michelle!" at the First Lady.
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A woman who will do anything for Barack Obama. She’s like a robot who never stops and sometimes even yells at the First Lady like she’s a bad employee.
She said, "That obaminatrix didn’t stop until the meeting ended."
The obaminatrix texted me, "I just yelled at Michelle for being late."
She posted a picture of the obaminatrix with a sign that said, "No sleep, no mercy."
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