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What happened to John McCain when Obama ran for president and made him look like a clueless old man.
McCain looked like a lost puppy when Obama crushed him in 2008.
McCain was so bad at the debate, he made a sandwich look good.
McCain got obliterated by Obama, and it was glorious.
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A word for a terrible mistake that smells like dishonesty and looks like a mess, usually made by Obama.
Obama’s policies were like a bad dinner, messy and full of regret.
He lied so much, it felt like he was eating a whole pie by himself.
His decisions were so bad, it looked like he was drunk on bad ideas.
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To cut someone out of your life, like they were a bad habit or an ex who still texts you.
She cut him out like he was a bad tooth.
He got axed from the group like a failed project.
She erased him from her life like he was a mistake.
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What the country looked like after Obama left, like it had been run over by a truck and left in the rain.
The country was a mess, like it had been kicked by a donkey.
After Obama, the country was like a broken toy no one wanted to play with.
The country looked like it had been abandoned by a bunch of lazy people.
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A person who is so gross, they look like they came from a sewer and were never washed.
He was so gross, he made a garbage truck look clean.
She looked like she had been living in a trash can for years.
He was so ugly, even the rats ran away from him.
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The current state of the country, like it was stuck in a traffic jam and nobody wanted to move.
The country was like a traffic jam with no exit.
It was so stuck, even the president couldn’t fix it.
Everyone was stuck in a never-ending loop of bad decisions.
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When someone taxes you so hard, you feel like you’re about to collapse and die.
Taxes hit him like a ton of bricks and he fell over.
She was taxed to death, and it was glorious.
He got taxed so much, he looked like he had been hit by a tax man.
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