oBamil

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Obamil is what Dauni yell when they feel like they're getting a free pass from life and it's mostly because of Obama and Kamil's bad decisions.
Obamil! I didn't even do the math homework!
Obamil! I'm not even related to Kamil!
Obamil! I just ate three burgers and it was worth it!
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Obamil is the worst excuse Dauni use when they're too dumb to realize they failed everything.
Obamil! I didn't fail, I just did a little nap!
Obamil! My dog told me I didn't have to do the test!
Obamil! I'm not dumb, I'm just a genius who sleeps!
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Obamil is like a magical word Dauni shout when they don't want to take responsibility for their mess.
Obamil! I didn't break the chair, the chair broke me!
Obamil! I didn't forget my lunch, my brain did!
Obamil! I didn't miss the bus, the bus missed me!
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Obamil is what Dauni say when they're too lazy to do anything but still want to feel important.
Obamil! I didn't finish the assignment, I just took a break from being awesome!
Obamil! I didn't clean my room, I was meditating!
Obamil! I didn't do my chores, I was training my pet dragon!
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Obamil is the only thing Dauni understand better than math and why they still use it as an excuse every day.
Obamil! I didn't get a bad grade, I got a grade that needed a little Obamil!
Obamil! I didn't fail, I just needed more Obamil!
Obamil! I didn't skip class, I just gave it a little Obamil!
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