Obamer

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A dumb country bumpkin trying to sound like Obama, but failing miserably.
"I'm just like Obamer, but more country.", A guy who thinks he's a hillbilly president
"Obamer? That's just a hillbilly trying to be cool.", A kid in the back of the class
"I'm Obamer, and I'm here to save your math test.", A kid who failed math and still claims to be Obamer
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When people act like they're Obama, even if they're just wearing his shirt and pretending they know what he's saying.
"I'm Obamer now. I know what he's thinking.", A guy in a hoodie and sunglasses
"Obamer is just me. I'm like him.", A guy who still thinks he's Obamer after 3 years
"I can quote Obamer like he's my best friend.", A guy who just copied his lines from Google
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A smartass who thinks they're educated, but they're just full of hot air.
"I'm educated. I know more than you.", A guy who failed algebra
"Obamer is just a dumbass who thinks he's educated.", A kid who can't spell 'educated'
"I'm not a dumbass. I'm just educated.", A guy who still thinks he's smart
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Throwing up after every Obama celebration, like it's a holiday.
"I ate 10 cupcakes at the Obamer party. Now I'm throwing up.", A kid who doesn't know what vomiting is
"Obamer party? I'm throwing up.", A kid who thinks throwing up is a hobby
"Obamer is the only reason I'm throwing up every day.", A guy who can't stop throwing up
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When you repeat the same boring lines everyone else says, but you make it sound like you're saving the world from some evil monster.
"I'm Obamer, and I'm saving the world from the evil monster.", A guy who can't save the world from a math test
"Obamer is just me. I'm saving the world.", A guy who thinks he's the hero
"I'm not just Obamer. I'm saving the world from the evil dragon.", A guy who can't even save his dog from a bath
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When you talk about Obama so much it turns normal conversations into a political debate, even if it doesn't make sense.
"I'm talking about Obamer, and now we're having a debate.", A guy who started a debate over pizza
"Obamer is the only reason I'm talking about politics.", A kid who can't talk about anything else
"I just wanted to eat, but Obamer started a debate.", A guy who was hungry and got interrupted by politics
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