Obamenon

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The biggest f***ing party ever when that Black guy became president. Everyone got drunk on hope and f***ing change.
My cousin texted me: 'I’m getting married today. Also, it’s the Obamenon. I’m getting double f***ing married.'
My grandma said: 'I hadn’t seen my neighbor in 20 years. Now she’s here, screaming about hope.'
My dog ate my Obamenon poster. I cried. Then I threw up.
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When old friends and f***ing strangers show up just to yell about Obama being president. It’s like a reunion for people who forgot how to talk.
My uncle showed up at my house with a sign that said: 'I haven’t seen you since 2008. Let’s never forget.'
My mom called me: 'Your ex-boyfriend just texted me. He’s here for the Obamenon.'
My neighbor came over with a f***ing cake. It had 'Hope' written on it. I ate it. I didn’t feel hope. I felt sugar.
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