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The biggest f***ing party ever when that Black guy became president. Everyone got drunk on hope and f***ing change.
My cousin texted me: 'I’m getting married today. Also, it’s the Obamenon. I’m getting double f***ing married.'
My grandma said: 'I hadn’t seen my neighbor in 20 years. Now she’s here, screaming about hope.'
My dog ate my Obamenon poster. I cried. Then I threw up.