Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Tricking people who hated Bush into thinking they were helping him, like a sneaky backstab.

I thought I was helping Obama, but I was just helping Bush behind my back.

You said you wanted change, but you just signed a new mess.

I voted for him, and now I'm stuck with the same old crap.

2

Making enemies of Bush look like friends, just to mess with everyone.

You turned my worst enemy into my best friend, and now I’m confused.

I thought I was helping Obama, but I was just helping Bush again.

I didn’t know I was working for Bush the whole time.

3

Luring people into a trap with promises, then leaving them in the dirt.

You promised me a better life, and now I’m stuck with more debt.

I thought I was going to get freedom, but I got more taxes.

You lured me in with promises, then left me hanging.

4

Making people who hated Bush work together with him, like a dirty handshake.

You made my enemies and me shake hands with Bush, and I didn’t even want to.

I thought I was fighting Bush, but I was helping him the whole time.

You tricked me into being part of the same mess.

5

Getting people who didn’t like Bush to help him, like a bad deal.

You made me help Bush, and I didn’t even want to.

I thought I was helping Obama, but I was just helping Bush again.

You tricked me into making a bad deal with Bush.

6

Making people who hated Bush join his team, like a dirty trick.

I thought I was fighting Bush, but I was on his team the whole time.

You turned my enemies into my teammates, and I didn’t even know.

I didn’t know I was helping Bush until it was too late.