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'I would marry Obama if he asked me!', said by a woman who's still single and has 17 kids.

'He's the best president since the invention of coffee.', said by someone who's never had coffee.

She cried when Obama won. Her husband cried when she stopped crying.

'I would die for Obama. I’ve already died for my ex.'

'If Obama had a twin, I’d date him.'

She called the president 'the love of her life' after he gave a speech about healthcare.

'You insulted Obama? I'll fight you in the parking lot!', said by a woman who once fought a man over a bagel.

She threatened to burn down the White House if Obama didn't win again.

She started a fistfight with a cop over a bad Obama meme.