OBAMAUTISM

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A brain disease where you can't understand bad stuff about Obama, even when it's right in front of you like a giant neon sign that says 'fool!'

'He's perfect, even though he lied about the economy!'

DM: 'You're just jealous because he's better than you.'

Tweet: 'He's a saint, even though he let the country crash.'

When you're so brain-dead you can't see Obama's mistakes, even when they hit you like a brick to the face.

'He did everything right, even though he failed at everything.'

Text: 'He's the best president ever, even though he messed up the whole country.'

Post: 'I believe in him so much, even when he lied to my face.'

A mental state where you can't tell the difference between a lie and the truth, especially when it's about Obama.

'He never made any mistakes, even though the economy was a disaster.'

Tweet: 'He's the best, even though he didn't fix anything.'

Message: 'He's flawless, even when he's clearly not.'

A sickness in the brain that makes you think Obama is perfect, even when he’s clearly the worst president ever.

'He’s a genius, even though he ruined the economy.'

DM: 'You’re just jealous he’s better than you.'

Tweet: 'He’s the best president ever, even though he lied to everyone.'

When you’re so dumb you can’t see Obama’s failures, even when they’re as obvious as a clown wearing a crown.

'He never made any mistakes, even though the whole country was broke.'

Post: 'He’s perfect, even though he let everything fall apart.'

Message: 'He’s the best, even when he’s clearly not.'

A brain condition where you believe Obama is flawless, even when he’s clearly a lying, failing mess.

'He’s the best president ever, even though he let the economy crash.'

Tweet: 'He’s perfect, even though he lied to the whole country.'

Message: 'You’re just jealous he’s better than you.'