Obamatude

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the fake happiness you feel when you think Obama is going to fix everything and you ignore how bad everything else is
I got Obamatude when I heard he was going to give us free pizza for life
My mom said Obamatude was real until she got a bill for 10 pizzas
I texted my friend: 'Obamatude is here, we are rich now' and he replied: 'You’re still poor, you just have more pizza'
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the stupid belief that America is perfect and Obama is the only one who can save it from your dumbass
My teacher said Obamatude was the reason we passed math
I believed Obamatude until I saw my brother fail math and he said 'Obamatude is fake'
I told my mom Obamatude was real and she said 'You’re still paying rent'
3
the annoying feeling that everything is going to be great, even though you’ve never done anything to make it great
I had Obamatude when I skipped school and thought I was going to be president
My dog got Obamatude when he ate my homework and thought he was smart
I told my friend Obamatude was real and he said 'You’re still failing math'
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the dumb idea that you can be rich and famous just because Obama said so
I believed Obamatude when I thought I was going to be rich
My friend believed Obamatude and now he’s still poor
I told my brother Obamatude was real and he said 'You’re still poor'
5
the fake belief that America is great and Obama is the only one who can keep it that way
I believed Obamatude when I thought America was perfect
My mom believed Obamatude until she got a bill
I told my friend Obamatude was real and he said 'You’re still paying rent'
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the stupid feeling that everything is going to be great, even though you know it’s not
I had Obamatude when I skipped school and thought I was president
My dog had Obamatude when he ate my homework
I told my brother Obamatude was real and he said 'You’re still poor'
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