Obamatry

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When liberals use made-up numbers to justify spending other peoples money like it's free. If you question it, you’re a racist who can’t comprehend basic math or the glorious power of obamatry.
"The math is perfect!", said no one ever, ever, ever.
I spent $200 on a burger and called it obamatry. You’re a fool if you didn’t.
He spent $10 million on a bridge no one uses. That’s obamatry. You’re a hater if you don’t get it.
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A magical way liberals believe they can spend all your money and still call it fair. Question it and you’re a racist who’s never had a free sandwich.
"It’s obamatry!", said the man who spent $2 billion on a wall that leaks."
She said it was obamatry. I said it was a scam. She called me a racist.
He spent $100 on a pen. It was obamatry. I’m not a racist. I’m a person.
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When liberals spend your money like it’s their own and call it a plan. If you don’t get it, you’re a fool and a racist.
He spent $100 million on a boat. It was obamatry. I said it was a waste. He called me a fool and a racist.
She said it was obamatry. I said it was nonsense. She called me a hater.
They spent $50 million on a hat. It was obamatry. I said it was a scam. They called me a fool.
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A fancy word for when liberals waste your money and blame you for not getting it. If you don’t get it, you’re a racist and a dummy.
He spent $1 million on a lamp. It was obamatry. I said it was a scam. He called me a dummy.
She said it was obamatry. I said it was nonsense. She called me a racist.
They spent $10 million on a pizza. It was obamatry. I said it was a waste. They called me a fool.
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When liberals throw your money away and call it smart. If you don’t get it, you’re a racist and a total idiot.
He spent $100 million on a cup. It was obamatry. I said it was a scam. He called me a total idiot.
She said it was obamatry. I said it was a waste. She called me a racist.
They spent $20 million on a chair. It was obamatry. I said it was nonsense. They called me a dummy.
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When liberals spend all your money and call it freedom. If you don’t get it, you’re a racist and a poor excuse for a person.
He spent $50 million on a hat. It was obamatry. I said it was a scam. He called me a poor excuse for a person.
She said it was obamatry. I said it was nonsense. She called me a racist.
They spent $100 million on a wall that leaks. It was obamatry. I said it was a scam. They called me a fool.
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