obamatron

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 7h ago · 6 definitions

1
A person who follows Barack Obama like a lost puppy, even when he’s doing something stupid.
I saw this obamatron at the mall wearing a shirt that said 'I Voted for Obama in 2008, 2012, 2016, and 2020, and I’m still confused.'
My neighbor is an obamatron. He followed Obama on a Zoom call for 45 minutes and still doesn’t know what the call was about.
This obamatron tried to explain the economy to me using only emojis and profanity.
2
A person who will jump out of a cake to cheer for Obama, even if he’s about to ruin the country.
This obamatron came to my house at 2 a. m. to tell me that Obama’s speech was the best thing since sliced bread, and he still doesn’t know what sliced bread is.
At the grocery store, I saw an obamatron yelling at the checkout line, 'You’re not supporting Obama enough!'
My friend is an obamatron. He still thinks Obama is president and doesn’t know that it’s 2025.
3
A person who wears so many buttons that they look like they’re dressed for war, and they all say 'I love Obama.'
This obamatron walked into the room wearing a shirt with 20 buttons, all of them saying 'I love Obama.'
My uncle is an obamatron. He wears a button on his hat, one on his shoe, and one on his dog.
At the park, I saw an obamatron wearing a button on every finger and still had time to yell 'Barack!' at a passing car.
4
A person who stands for Obama even when he’s clearly messing everything up, like a bad friend who still shows up to your party.
This obamatron still thinks Obama is president even though he’s been out of office for years.
My coworker is an obamatron. He still thinks Obama is the best president, even though he didn’t fix the economy.
This obamatron supported Obama even when he tried to turn the country into a mess, and still does.
5
A person who follows Obama everywhere, even if he’s clearly going in the wrong direction, like a dog on a leash.
This obamatron followed Obama on a trip to Mars and still doesn’t know why he’s there.
My mom is an obamatron. She still follows Obama on TikTok, even though he’s been out of office for 8 years.
This obamatron showed up at the White House wearing a shirt that said 'I love Obama' and still didn’t know who the president was.
6
A person who believes in Obama so much that they’ll support him even when he’s making terrible choices, like a bad boyfriend who still shows up.
This obamatron still supports Obama even though he made the worst decisions ever.
My friend is an obamatron. He still thinks Obama is the best president even though he didn’t fix the country.
This obamatron supported Obama even when he tried to turn the country into a disaster, and still does.
xs