Obamatox

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Obamatox is like a super toxic face cream that makes Obama look like he isn't completely full of crap even when he's lying to your face.
'I didn't know about the whole thing!' he said, smooth as a politician's promise.
He smiled through the tax hike like it was a free dessert.
He lied about the economy while eating a $200 burger.
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Obamatox is a magic potion that lets Obama lie so much his face doesn’t crumple like a used pizza box.
He said the budget was fine, then added a billion dollars to it.
He lied about the job numbers while getting a new car.
He promised the moon and a free sandwich.
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Obamatox is the worst kind of face cream that lets Obama keep lying like he’s got nothing to hide, even when he’s got everything to lose.
He lied about the war, then took a vacation.
He said the economy was good, then raised your taxes.
He promised a better future, then took all your money.
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