Obamaton

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A Barack Obama fan who is so brainwashed by his speeches they think he’s a magician. They don’t even check if his plans are better than other people’s. They just nod like a bunch of idiot robots.
@Obamaton4Ever: ‘He speaks like a god! Who cares if he has no plan?’
DM to friend: ‘I don’t need to think, I just believe.’
Text to self: ‘He’s perfect. Everyone else is trash.’
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A Democrat (or a brain-dead Republican) who worships Obama like he’s a saint. They believe every lie the media feeds them, even when it’s obvious Obama is just making it up.
Tweet: ‘Barack is a saint! The media is evil!’
DM to cousin: ‘He’s the best. You’re just dumb.’
Text to mom: ‘He’s a saint. You’re not.’
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A person who changes their mind every time Obama blinks. They were anti-war before, now they want to bomb everyone. They supported the bailout, now they want to punch Wall Street. They have no idea what they believe.
Tweet: ‘I was anti-war, now I want to fight terrorists! I’m confused but I like it.’
DM to friend: ‘I supported the bailout, now I want to kill bankers. I’m wild.’
Text to self: ‘I change my mind every week. I’m a chameleon.’
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