Obamatizing

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Companies slap Obama’s face or his dumb slogan on everything because he’s famous and people still think he’s cool, even though he did nothing.
A cereal box says 'Yes, We Can Eat This Crap!'
A gym ad shows Obama flexing like he’s still in shape.
A car commercial has Obama saying 'Yes, We Can Drive This Piece of Trash!'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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You’re still scared of Obama because he somehow messed up everything and made the world worse, even after he left.
My cousin still cries every time he hears 'Yes, We Can' at the grocery store.
My mom thinks Obama turned the economy into a dumpster fire.
My uncle says Obama’s ghost haunts the White House.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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People who think they’re smart just know Obama’s stupid policies because they watched his dumb commercials on TV during the election.
My teacher thinks she knows politics because she watched Obama’s ads 100 times.
My brother thinks he’s a genius because he memorized Obama’s speeches.
My cousin says she knows everything about politics because she watched Obama’s campaign on TikTok.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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You’re trying to convince everyone something is great without any proof, like Obama’s whole campaign, just a lot of money and dumb slogans.
My dad says the new phone is amazing, even though it doesn’t work.
My mom says this diet is the best ever, even though she gained 20 pounds.
My uncle says this job is perfect, even though he got fired.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obama is a total brat who yells at everyone when things don’t go his way and thinks he’s the best at everything, even though he messed up the economy.
Obama yelled at the whole country because the economy was bad.
He looked down on everyone like he was richer than them.
He said everyone was stupid because he didn’t know basic math.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obama is so corrupt that he turned the country into a disaster, and his whole team was just a bunch of useless people.
Obama turned the country into a mess because he didn’t know how to run a business.
His team was all lazy and didn’t do anything.
He ruined the economy with stupid policies and then blamed everyone else.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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1. You get completely blown away by Obama’s speeches like he’s some kind of magic man. 2. You beat up candidates like Clinton or McCain because Obama told you to. 3. You join the Obama campaign like it’s the best thing ever. 4. You’re a total beast at diplomacy, like a dragon in a suit.
I cried at Obama’s speech like he was my dad.
I punched my cousin’s face because Obama said to.
I joined the campaign and never left.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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